You know you live in Dumaguete if:
...you see a lot of No Entry signs.
...motorcycles outnumber the number of households.
...majority of the female population (10 yrs up) knows how to drive a motorcycle.
...tricycles enter a "No Entry from 6am to 8pm" sign at 7pm.
...traffic enforcers guarding the "No Entry from 6am to 8pm" go home at 6pm.
...brisk walking is faster than a tricycle.
...tricycle drivers do not have 50 centavos change.
...tricycle drivers are more pickier than taxi drivers. |