You know you live in Dumaguete if:
- you can drive your bike completely drunk as long you wear no slippers or sleeveless shirt
- you can't go to a popular disco because you were slippers
- your driver can't pass the airport-security because he has slippers
- you enter McDonald's and they are out of stock for Burgers
- you can't get any coke-light for weeks
- you want to enter a shop at 11:40 but the security does not allow you in cause they close at 12:00 for lunch-break
- yellow busses are higher risk for your life than bungee-jumping unplugged
- you ask a university-graduated person "When is the midnight-ferry to Cebu is leaving?" and the answer is: "6 o'clock..."
cheers
Rhoody