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Originally Posted by TheDude  Ok, you drive a hard bargain. Double down attractive. Go ahead and add drama and attention seeking. I'm solid on no nagging though. That's my final offer, take it or leave it! |
Ted's emporium of non nagging attractive wives accepts your offer, but are unable to fill your order at this moment, we are expecting a new shipment of attractive, non nagging wives on the 1st. we apologize profusely for any inconvenience caused in this delay in delivery of your wife
disclaimer
while Teds emporium for wives guarantees attractiveness and no nagging. we are unable to guarantee the suitability of attention seeking and drama to the customer.
intelligence, humour, lovingness, adventure, interests, conversation skill, work ethic and positivity may not be standard in this package. (please refer to our gold category for an upgrade - yearly upgrades available - no tradeins accepted)
Teds emporium for wives discourages the meeting of girlfriends via friends, family, work, everyday activities or at any social gatherings, as it can not compete with out 6 day gold express wife service (powered by teds emporiums computer processed compatibility test - we save u time getting to know your girlfriend)
special announcement
Teds emporium of wives is revealing an exciting new product line "Welcome New Year 2007 hats and sparklers". To avoid disappointment book your wife, hat or sparkler in advance. (one free hat and sparkler for every wife ordered - for our muslim customers, we have a 4 wife delivery limit)
dhl delivery can be arranged, air holed packaging can be provided for an additional process fee
like the "double down" concept as applied to relationships(that is funny) - in some asian cultures u can go double or quites on the bill in a store/restaurant etc, in vietnam they use dice, if the customer rolls 2-6 you get the purchase for free, 7-12 they pay double to the store. the business has a 6/5 advantage but there are alot of takers