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    Default Dumaguete Scandal

    Better than a soap opera and for the most part true - at least as far as I can determine. The only written media reference to it was a brief item in the Visayan language press.

    Our last 23 July transit to Bais is interrupted by a text from Den Den's father. He works, amongst other jobs, for a local radio station which has sent him to Holy Child Hospital to ascertain the particulars of an interesting local news item.

    It seems that one of the local motorized tricycle taxi drivers was enjoying some pre-nooner delight with a woman in a local "by the hour" hotel. He became stuck!

    Stuck, as in stuck inside her but unable to withdraw his still turgid member. Those of us, who have attentively read the product data sheet included with each purchase of Viagra or Cialis, will instantly and enviously recognize the signs of priapism.

    Vocally seeking assistance, the hotel's room boy responded to their cries. He arranged for them to be rushed to the nearest hospital. This part is hard to visualize and no-one is furnishing any detail. Can you not just picture it? Throw a sheet over the pair of them and hop-shuffle along the hall, down the stairs and into the street. Transportation? Probably another passing tricykad. The mind boggles!

    Here I must pause for you to gather your thoughts. Both are married. The woman, a native of Bais (hence the SMS text to us) is an instructor at Saint Paul's University here in Dumaguete. Try reporting that fact without incurring the wrath of the local Sisters of Charity nuns. The woman is married to a Filipino working abroad, hence the likely source of her need.

    They are surgically (?) separated. Again a distinct lack of detail. The local chapter of the Bra-Burning Man-Hater Society speculates that the nasty and predatory male had his dick deservedly chopped off. I counter that this option would be both messy and ethically cloudy. Those of you who have experienced difficult deliveries in child birth are likely imagining the more likely procedure involving the undermining of the perineum.

    Whatever the medical choice made, the woman died!

    So now comes the interesting speculations. You are invited to join in and contribute whatever alternate ending you choose. There is no prize, but best responses will be circulated here.

    What does one tell the husband? He will, no doubt. return from wherever in the world he is to bury his wife. Imagine the funeral? The er, um, ah visitation during mourning?

    What instruction should be given to the funeral director? Will the deceased adulterer carry her fixed smile of contentment into eternity?

    The preceding is true, as best as I can determine and despite the efforts of many to conceal the delightful details.

    Enjoy!
    Le bon sang ne peut mentir!

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    and it was actually caused by black magic and voodoo on Siquijor

    other stories tell she was already dead for 3 days and he was still "attached"

    ....it is a great story and luckily for the 2 (if there where ever some) a total make-up and nobody died. ..

    but a fun-story going around for a few days

    Anatomy of a rumor: that leads to nowhere
    CRITICAL REPORTING
    by: ELY P. DEJARESCO

    What is a rumor? A rumor is an idea, or an event, heard or relayed by any means to anyone which has no basis in fact, but, which the human mind usually wants to believe as true.

    Such was the much talked about another sex scandal in Dumaguete, they say, as part II sequel of the voyeurism controversy a year back. Medically, the scandal bordered around the sickness called Vaginismus. If you want the meaning, just google it and you will have it in full and complete with anatomical fotos. This item is only for the educated and mature audience to know further. It will not help the ignorant since they will just simply fantasize about all their misunderstanding, as the guilty rumor monger did, whoever he was.

    Fact is, there is no evidence at all that it did happen in Dumaguete. Our fact finding expedition rendered the following rumor as untrue and all in the negative. First, the Holy Child Hospital administration denied that they have any record of such occurrence nor did they have a consultation that fit the rumor at anytime in the last 3 weeks. Yet, all who heard claim they heard it from DYGB and no other station. DYGB thru Prox Balatayo and Diones Manaban said they will issue a reply not later than August 6.

    Second, St. Paul Universtiy claimed in a statement that SPUD was singled out by the alleged rumor monger (whom SPUD claimed to be a broadcaster and will now be sued by SPUD administratively and criminally, since that is their perfect right) denied that the woman involved was one of their teachers. In fact, SPUD issued a media statement to that effect. After the school made an actual headcount among their faculty and staff, no one was missing nor dead, as the rumor intimated. SPUD filed a formal complaint against the broadcaster before the KBP chapter here headed by Roy Bustillo. Bustillo called a KBP board meeting last Friday to evaluate the complaint of St. Paul University signed by 16 of its faculty, heads and deans led by VP for Academic Affairs Dr. Batchiba Lacdo-o and Atty. Jojo Sedigo, president of the SPUD employees’ association, including lead city councilor Antonio Remollo who is the president of the SPUD Alumni Association whom Lacdo-o believed will also sign the complaint. (see page 3)

    Third, in pursuit of KBP guidelines, I personally investigated the records of the emergency room of the HCH hospital and no such incident happened. Then I got out of the emergency room and proceeded to the crowd who were milling outside. I asked at least 20 people, and their answers were: not one of them even could say exactly what happened. They all had different, inconsistent and impossible versions claiming they heard it from a radio broadcast. This proves the aired rumor was a dud. But SPUD claims their revered institution was obviously alluded to by the broadcast.

    In fairness, I was curious and still asked: but why did people continue to mill around the premises of the hospital and looked desirous to believe as if the rumor was true? We could only assess their acts this way:

    We found out that earlier, two cable TV News camera men were seen rushing inside the hospital. We found out that Choy Gallarde, their newscaster, was hospitalized also at Holy Child Hospital and they visited him. Some people must have thought the TV cameramen were there to cover the rumored event.

    From my first-hand probe, the newsmen’s presence had nothing to do with the rumor. Rumor is dud, again. Still in fairness, if someone can present further proof that the event actually happened, then we will gladly lend him a kind ear at least.

    ANALYSIS:

    Why do Filipinos love to circulate this kind of rumor? We believe it is because people want to feel good and feast upon the misery of others. Why? Because misery loves company. And those who want others to be miserable, are themselves eager to share, witness and get others to feel their own misery. If only these people could have other gainful things to do, they would not even bother to mind this rumor.
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    A much more juicier scandal occured last month during the summer outing of Teletech. Lets name it the Teletech Scandal which happened at Santa Monica. Apparently this involved a manager and a supervisor caught in the act doing the deed in a vehicle. The funny part is it was the husband of the female supervisor that caught them.... and to think American clients were present during the said outing. The heat must have made them horny like rabbits....

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    I should have known!

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    it was K.Y. jelly. When in fact it was supper glue and the switch was ordered by the husband over sees and the mission was preformed by our very own gold digger investigator, you know who.

    If money talks, than CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM SINGS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davfitz View Post
    better than a soap opera and for the most part true - at least as far as i can determine. The only written media reference to it was a brief item in the visayan language press.

    Our last 23 july transit to bais is interrupted by a text from den den's father. He works, amongst other jobs, for a local radio station which has sent him to holy child hospital to ascertain the particulars of an interesting local news item.

    It seems that one of the local motorized tricycle taxi drivers was enjoying some pre-nooner delight with a woman in a local "by the hour" hotel. He became stuck!

    Stuck, as in stuck inside her but unable to withdraw his still turgid member. Those of us, who have attentively read the product data sheet included with each purchase of viagra or cialis, will instantly and enviously recognize the signs of priapism.

    Vocally seeking assistance, the hotel's room boy responded to their cries. He arranged for them to be rushed to the nearest hospital. This part is hard to visualize and no-one is furnishing any detail. Can you not just picture it? Throw a sheet over the pair of them and hop-shuffle along the hall, down the stairs and into the street. Transportation? Probably another passing tricykad. The mind boggles!

    Here i must pause for you to gather your thoughts. Both are married. The woman, a native of bais (hence the sms text to us) is an instructor at saint paul's university here in dumaguete. Try reporting that fact without incurring the wrath of the local sisters of charity nuns. The woman is married to a filipino working abroad, hence the likely source of her need.

    They are surgically (?) separated. Again a distinct lack of detail. The local chapter of the bra-burning man-hater society speculates that the nasty and predatory male had his dick deservedly chopped off. I counter that this option would be both messy and ethically cloudy. Those of you who have experienced difficult deliveries in child birth are likely imagining the more likely procedure involving the undermining of the perineum.

    Whatever the medical choice made, the woman died!

    So now comes the interesting speculations. You are invited to join in and contribute whatever alternate ending you choose. There is no prize, but best responses will be circulated here.

    What does one tell the husband? He will, no doubt. Return from wherever in the world he is to bury his wife. Imagine the funeral? The er, um, ah visitation during mourning?

    What instruction should be given to the funeral director? Will the deceased adulterer carry her fixed smile of contentment into eternity?

    The preceding is true, as best as i can determine and despite the efforts of many to conceal the delightful details.

    Enjoy!


    only dogs believe this "story" misery loves company

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeoNess View Post
    only dogs believe this "story" misery loves company

    Ahhh, and here we have someone who joins the forum just in order to refute this "story". Who could it be now? Who could it be now?



    Larry




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    I know it, I know it ....

    guess that how they teach in St. Paul how to introduce yourself to others ... certainly another Place where NOT to send kids to for being educated ...

    at least if that strange person can stand as an example for communication skills at St. Pauls

    anyway, LeoNess, welcome to DI

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