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    Default Taboo topics for first meeting with your Filipina

    Seems like there are a few guys meeting new filipinas for the first time so perhaps we can suggest some taboo topics to be careful of when talking with her.
    Here are a dozen to get started with.
    1. First meeting, don't try to kiss her or grab her butt.
    2. Don't ask her if she has a cute sister.
    3. Don't ask her if she is on her period.
    4. Don't ask her if there are any pedophile priests at her church.
    5. Don't complain about padded bras.
    6. Don't get into the topic of sex and mention any four letter words ending in 'al'.
    7. And don't use the word "swallow", even if you are talking about the birds returning to Capistrano.
    8. Don't mention you think those 12 yr old girls are cute.
    9. Don't tell her you have a local bank account and ATM card.
    10. If you bring up "missionary" by accident, tell her you are talking about the orphanage here.
    11. Don't tell her you are fixed, even if you are.
    12 . Don't ask her if she is a virgin, I got the last one!
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    Hmmm must be the age difference, but other than a few, this are exactly the questions which are important if you don't wanna waste valuable lifetime... hehehe




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    13. don't ask if she has any rich cyber friends.
    14. don't ask her what jeepney to take to meet her family and friends.

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    I ask, how many in your family
    Are you the youngest or the oldest
    how many of them are married
    Do they have jobs
    Were do they live
    Can we live on another Island

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    Default Necessary information but unnecessary questions.

    If you meet online, or at Why Not then you do not want to waste your time with too many questions. Questions I have learned not to waste my time on during the first encounter (first date or chats) are the following: (It is not that these are not important questions but the answers usually change on subsequent dates/chats)

    How many children do you have? (If they mention any, then usually add 1 or 2 to the total. I usually calculate that they will admit to one more child for every three dates/chats you have with them... true story.)

    Do not ask how many fathers their are for the children. (Simply divide the number of children by one and that will give you the correct answer.)

    Do not ask if they are married. (Just ask if any male cousins are living with them.)

    When you meet the family do not ask their family any questions? (The answers are well rehearsed and the answers useless to you since they are part of the promo package being offered.... remember guarantees and warranties are almost no existent in the Philippines.)

    Pertinent questions for the Why Not lady on the first encounter (drink purchase) is "when do you have to be home?", "Do you have a home?" (if the answer is "no" you may not be able to get rid of her after the "date" and may want to rethink your intended program.)
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    Default Interpretations of answers and actions to questions:

    It is worthless to ask questions or discuss topics if you do not understand the answers, so here is my personal list of interpretations:

    The word “later” means “never.”

    The word “secreeeeet” mean “yes, but I will never admit that to you”

    Double rising of eye brows means “yes.”

    No longer hearing the questions, or looking at another man means “time for you to leave”

    “I will call the police” means “open your wallet.”

    “I will have you deported” also means “open you wallet.”

    Large Filipino standing behind you, with many Filipinos standing behind him means “her cousin has arrived.” (See previous post of interpretation of “cousin”)

    Her gently grabbing your crotch means...” yes, now”
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    Default Interpretations of answers and actions to questions:

    It is worthless to ask questions or discuss topics if you do not understand the answers, so here is my personal list of interpretations:

    The word “later” means “never.”

    The word “secreeeeet” mean “yes, but I will never admit that to you”

    Double rising of eye brows means “yes.”

    No longer hearing the questions, or looking at another man means “time for you to leave”

    “I will call the police” means “open your wallet.”

    “I will have you deported” also means “open you wallet.”

    Large Filipino standing behind you, with many Filipinos standing behind him means “her cousin has arrived.” (See previous post of interpretation of “cousin”)

    Her grabbing your crotch means...” yes, now”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave & Imp View Post
    When you meet the family do not ask their family any questions. (The answers are well rehearsed and the answers are useless to you since they are part of the promo package being offered.... remember guarantees and warranties are almost non-existent in the Philippines.)
    True, but very funny!

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    If you want to "break contact" just bring up the topic of anal sex.

    But first, make sure it's a real girl you're talking to.
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    Not a complaint, but that's a little rougher than I would post of this forum, but that being said I knew a foreign bible thumper (who was an arse hole) whose wife always complained almost daily on that issue and walked out of his miserable life..

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