Yesterday while standing between McDo and Tops&Bottoms pissing out the ten cups of coffee I had, I thought about what I learned from the morning regulars about what's going on in the world. I didn't believe most of what I heard so I headed down to the blvd to have my ten beers at YNot and hear what's really going on in the world. After the beers I bought a couple packs of Cialis from a street vendor and was going to head home but decided to head on down to Bogarts and have a couple more SMBs and verify all the stuff and rumors of the day. Was going to stop in at CB and use their CR but decided to go across and piss in the sea joining the crowd doing the same. A young lady or maybe she was an underage girl asked me if I wanted to buy her a drink and get a bj or something. I told her I was married and hadn't taken my Cialis yet anyway but promised her I would ask the guys at Bogarts if anyone wanted a bj, making it clear the girl is across the street and I wasn't the one! So I went into the bar and ordered a six pack and listened to the European language crowd talk about what was really going on in the world. Although I didn't understand a word that was being spoken, it seemed to make more sense than what I heard at my two previous stops. I decided I better not bring up the bj girl because I would probably be misunderstood and have to fight my way out of the bar. After polishing off the SMBs, I hopped on my bike and headed home, once again driving while DUI but no cops to stop me, just had to dodge the pedicabs. Got home turned on the local channel to find out what was really going on in the world. Didn't understand the language but the pictures corrected most of what I heard during the day. My wife poured me a nice glass of her dad's coconut wine, my baby boy came and sat on my lap, and I thought of U2 singing, "It's a Beautiful Day."
Were you the one smoking while you were peeing in public, coz you could have been fined for smoking
Don't be a slave to your past - be the architect of your future.
We also had a good Monday,first time for the kid to go cinema,20 mins into film the earth started to shake again,most people ignored it but wife,child left. Film done so out for a ciggy in smoking area so go into a heated discussion with the anti smoking brigade!
Like they say it's more fun in the Philippines
I just got home from my watering hole. a pack of cigs and listing to foreigner's talking about who did this and that. But no BJ offered. Just a joke!!!!!
Now that's what I call 'living a full life' .....