Illegals

[JWL]

I come for visit, Get treated regal,
So I stay, who cares, I illegal.
I cross border, poor & broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "you come no more
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy.
By & by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American Dummy.
Write to friends in Motherland,
Tell them come, as fast as you can,
They come in rags & chevvy trucks,
I buy big house, with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbours patience wearing thin,
Now I buy his house, And then I say,
"Find more for house to rent,
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby--It's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! we got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here
We think America darn good place,
Too darn good for the white man race,
If they no like us, They can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.