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Gassing Germans

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by Wrye83, Apr 14, 2018.

  1. Wrye83

    Wrye83 with pastrami Secured Account Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Army

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    lol d*mn Germans. Can't take a joke.:biglol:
     
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    reich31e DI Junior Member

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    Because he is of German descent, so more Australian then German I guess, makes you believe that all "d*mn Germans" can't take a joke? Well, I'm a German and I can take jokes. Your comment on this Article is just stupid. But I'm sure you've realized that already, haven't you?
     
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    The stereotype of Germans not having a sense of humor fits you like a glove, eh? It was a joke, I have nothing against Germans. I'm sorry you were offended.
     
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    Q: What do you call a pissed off German? A: Sauerkraut.

    Q: What do you call a Blind German? A: a Not see

    Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice.

    Q: How do Germans tie their shoes? A: With little knotsies

    Q: What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff? A: "Look, mother, no Hans!"

    :sneaky::troll:
     
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    "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

    "We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but p*ss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."

    "God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain

    "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill

    Q: Why do Germans love Americans? A: Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

    Q: What’s the difference between the US and yogurt? A: If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

    Q: I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”. The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.

    Q: My friend calls me up and asks “Hey are you free tonight?” A: And I say of course, I’m American.

    Q: What happened when the american broke his arm? A: He went broke.

    Q: What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? A: An immigrant.

    Q: Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    9/11.
    9/11 who? A: You said you would never forget… :(

    Q: How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon? A: 4.

    Q: If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? A: An American.

    Q: What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? A: They’re both f*cking close to water.


    Two Americans are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

    “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

    The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

    There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”







     
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  6. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Senior Member Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

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    I like the jokes but it is still US 2 Deutschland 0
     
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    Germans and Americans have a lot in common. For example, prostitution is legal in certain areas of both countries and yet both countries have do-gooders who come over here and try to "rescue" the "victims". Hmmmm. Too much competition for the home country industry?
     
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    well, you are entitled to have your own Opinion if you want to see it as a Competition
     
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    My gf want tell me something she saw on Youtube, I was not special interested and she asks, what are you doing? I reply write in DI, arhhh you know it doesn't help anything, most are Americans ha ha
     
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